South Italy x Reader-Awkward Mud Baths
Warning-Crack, cross dressing and cursing ahead. I've never really been to a spa before, so....Yeah...Just go with it.
[At Your house.]
"EEEEPP! DAMN IT WOMAN THAT HURTS!!" Lovino cried loudly as you finished waxing his legs.
"Stop being such a baby.~" You cooed. "Now, time for your chest!" Lovino whimpered, for once he wished that you preferred his fratello over him so wouldn't have to go through this torture.
[Many, many minutes later.]
"Ah, you see Lovi?~ Now your skin is all smooth and soft.~" You said as you rubbed your hand up and down his freshly exfoliated and moisturized skin.
"Hmm, I guess it-a is..." Wow! My skin actually feels like a girls, Lovino thought happily to himself. You beamed happily at Lovino. You two were going to a spa today, but since the particular spa you were going to had men and women separated you decided to just make Lovino cross dress so you could spend the whole day together! You thought about maybe taking one of the bad touch trio with you instead, and while you knew you wouldn't have to worry too much about them molesting you(they've learned not to the hard way), you knew they wouldn't behave themselves. You didn't really have any girl friends you could take either, leaving Lovi as your only option.
"Now, put on this dress and then we'll do your hair, makeup, and shove some apples down your bra." You shoved said dress into his hands and left him to his business. Lovino mumbled angrily to himself but did as he was told nonetheless.
"I should of ran while I still had the chance..."
"Now you have nice and perky boobs!" You squeaked as you groped Lovi's chest from behind.
"Well geez, grazie ragazza."
"Prego! Now lets goooo!" You grabbed his arm and ran out the door.
[At the spa.]
"Lovi, lets do the mud bath first!" You exclaimed as you practically drug him along with you. Once inside the room one of the employs had escorted you to, you closed the door and quickly stripped.
"W-Wouldn't you-a at least warn me before-a you do that!?!?" Lovino yelled before turning around and covering his eyes. You stared in amusement at his dark red face for a couple of moments before climbing into the mud bath.
"Haha, sorry bro. You make such a pretty girl I totally forget there for a second that you aren't!" You laughed.
"You know Lovi, that's actually part of the reason that you were the one to cross dress and not me. You really do make a very convincing girl, people would just think that you have a really flat chest." Lovino glared at you from the corner of his eye while he stripped and joined you in the bath.
"Well at least my boobs are-a bigger than yours."
"That's not something to brag about considering you're a guy." Lovino's face went blank.
"Well shit, I think you're right..."