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Female!Prussia x Reader-Eating Jello Does /NOT/ Make Your Hair Grow Faster
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Crack and the disproof of an old wives tale.
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[At your house.]
"Maria, you came!" You exclaimed happily after swallowing another bite of jello. In the doorway of your room stood your awesome best friend holding a bunch of grocery bags.
"Of course I did! It vould of been UNavesome of me not to, after all.~"
"Did you bring the goods?"
"Vat do these look like to you? A bunch of big, veird looking kittens?" She replied sarcastically. "Vhat are you going to do vith all this Jello anyvays? Have one of those lame yogurt parties like they have on TV?"
"Ha, no way! This Jello is all mine!~"
".........But I thought you hated Jello?"
"My (insert craziest relative) told me that if you eat Jello it'll make your hair grow faster! I want my hair to be longer than Rapunzel's!"
"............."
"................."
"Seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. Now give me another Jello cup."
".........You're an idiot." Maria spoke as she tossed you a Jello cup from inside one of the bags. "And pretty soon you'll be a sick, fat one too." She mumbled under her breath.
[Many many Jello cups later.]
"Oh God, why....Why didn't you try to stop me?..." You groaned as you lay defeated on the ground, Jello cups surrounding you.
"Vell, I called you an idiot but you didn't listen to me. The avesome me doesn't like to be ignored, so I figured I'd let you eat them until you got sick so I could say "I told you so"."
"But you didn't tell me anything! Ugh..."
"Ja, I did. I said "you'll be a sick, fat one"."
"............I hate you...."
"Kesesesese!~ Hey (Your name), is your hair longer yet? Cause I've been growing my hair out since the 18th century. If there vas anyvay to make it grov faster I vould knov about it!" You whimpered.
"Just leave me alone in my cherry, watermelon, and strawberry flavored misery..."
"You knov (Your name), you really should of Googled it before you got me to buy 50 pounds of Jello."
"Go away Maria! Haven't I been punished enough for one day?" You whined.
"Oh? Vhats that? You vant the avesome me to spend the night? Ok." Maria smirked. "Lets vatch a movie! I would make some popcorn, but ve already have plenty of Jello to eat!"
"No..." You let out a pathetic whimper. Damn that crazy relative of yours, and your evil, sadistic little bastard of a best friend too.
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Crack and the disproof of an old wives tale.
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[At your house.]
"Maria, you came!" You exclaimed happily after swallowing another bite of jello. In the doorway of your room stood your awesome best friend holding a bunch of grocery bags.
"Of course I did! It vould of been UNavesome of me not to, after all.~"
"Did you bring the goods?"
"Vat do these look like to you? A bunch of big, veird looking kittens?" She replied sarcastically. "Vhat are you going to do vith all this Jello anyvays? Have one of those lame yogurt parties like they have on TV?"
"Ha, no way! This Jello is all mine!~"
".........But I thought you hated Jello?"
"My (insert craziest relative) told me that if you eat Jello it'll make your hair grow faster! I want my hair to be longer than Rapunzel's!"
"............."
"................."
"Seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. Now give me another Jello cup."
".........You're an idiot." Maria spoke as she tossed you a Jello cup from inside one of the bags. "And pretty soon you'll be a sick, fat one too." She mumbled under her breath.
[Many many Jello cups later.]
"Oh God, why....Why didn't you try to stop me?..." You groaned as you lay defeated on the ground, Jello cups surrounding you.
"Vell, I called you an idiot but you didn't listen to me. The avesome me doesn't like to be ignored, so I figured I'd let you eat them until you got sick so I could say "I told you so"."
"But you didn't tell me anything! Ugh..."
"Ja, I did. I said "you'll be a sick, fat one"."
"............I hate you...."
"Kesesesese!~ Hey (Your name), is your hair longer yet? Cause I've been growing my hair out since the 18th century. If there vas anyvay to make it grov faster I vould knov about it!" You whimpered.
"Just leave me alone in my cherry, watermelon, and strawberry flavored misery..."
"You knov (Your name), you really should of Googled it before you got me to buy 50 pounds of Jello."
"Go away Maria! Haven't I been punished enough for one day?" You whined.
"Oh? Vhats that? You vant the avesome me to spend the night? Ok." Maria smirked. "Lets vatch a movie! I would make some popcorn, but ve already have plenty of Jello to eat!"
"No..." You let out a pathetic whimper. Damn that crazy relative of yours, and your evil, sadistic little bastard of a best friend too.
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The real title wouldn't fit, so I came up with an alternate one.
Haha, yesterday I went to the mall with my cousins, and one of them said that eating Jello will make your hair grow faster. It turns out, after taking a quick minute out of my day to Google it, that it is bullshit. Apparently Jello does make your hair stronger, but it doesn't make it grow faster.
I chose to do this with Female!Prussia for obvious reasons.
Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
You (c) Me, and Prussia
Haha, yesterday I went to the mall with my cousins, and one of them said that eating Jello will make your hair grow faster. It turns out, after taking a quick minute out of my day to Google it, that it is bullshit. Apparently Jello does make your hair stronger, but it doesn't make it grow faster.
I chose to do this with Female!Prussia for obvious reasons.
Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
You (c) Me, and Prussia
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YEP SHE DEFINATELY TAKES AFTER HER ANNOYING BROTHERS