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France x Reader-That Time Again

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France x Reader-Ça Va
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This is crack!
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You peered from behind a thick fully bloomed rose bush at your best friend, Francis Bonnefoy. He was amazing in every sense of the word. Hair softer than a cloud, eyes brighter and more captivating than the sun, personality as crude as any Frenchman's. Did you say amazing in every sense of the word? Oops.

As of right now your best friend was currently flirting with this young man. Must be that time of day again.* You watched as Francis pulled out a rose and offered it to the obviously disgusted young man. The fact that he was making kissy faces at the man probably didn't help matters much. Time for you to spring into action, before your friend ends up resembling the French flag; red, white, blue and square all over (Get it? Because of swelling.lolimsoclever.). "OH! ÇA VA!" You burst up from behind the rose bush and stormed over to your French Fry. You saw Francis jump then turn to look at you. You noticed the young man ran like hell as soon as Francis' attention was directed to you.

"Bonjour (Your name)." Francis smiled at you. "And how are you this fine evening?" He handed you the rose he had previously offered to another.

"Ça va." You took the rose and shoved it down your shirt, much to Francis' confusion. "Comment ça va?"

"Since when did you learn to speak French?"

"Meh." You shrugged. "Comment ça va?"

"I'm fine." Francis narrowed his eyes at you. "But seriously, when did you learn to speak French? Are you trying to seduce moi?~"

"Meh." You shrugged again.

"Ohonhonhon~ No need to be shy (Your name)! I know you desire me in your bed!" He winked at you. You shrugged again and pulled his rose out of your shirt and began to eat it. "Uh, (Your name)?" He asked with a weirded out look on his face. "Are you ok?"

"Ça va."

"Then why are you eating a flower?"

"Meh." Right....It must be that time of month again.

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* Is a reference to the song Gay or European. "Depending on the time of day the French go either way."
DeviantArt wouldn't let me use the real title because of the Ç so I came up with an alternate one.

Ça va is just one of those handy little phrases that can be everything at once- a question, an answer and an exclamation. o3o Be mystified. Thanks to this you are practically fluent in French now. exceptnotreally

I've been wanting to write this for such a long time, but I wanted to publish my Germany x Reader lemon first. The lure was too much to resist though. France gets priority over Germany any day. I mean, France is just amazing in every sense of the word. Hair softer than a cloud, eyes brighter and more captivating than the sun, personality as crude as any Frenchman's. Wait, did I say amazing in every sense of the word? Oops.

Though if it makes you feel any better I plan on uploading my Germany lemon tomorrow since I only have a little bit left to finish. :iconpervygermanyplz:

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Omlz, this is hilarious!!! XD I love that song, the MM and Y!!!oI versions are the best!!