South Italy x Reader-Independent Women

South Italy x Reader-Pride Doesn't Count For Much If You're Dead
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Crack that teaches a lesson. It does say the gd word for you religious folks, so don't read if you may be offended by that.
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[At Lovino's house.]

"Lovi!" You happily greeted as said Italian answered the door.

"What do-a you want this time ragazza?" He mumbled while glaring mildly at you.

"Oh!" You eyes lit up in happiness. "I bought you some flowers!" You grinned and revealed the flowers from behind your back. "It's the least I could do."

"Oh (Your name)! Hola!~" Antonio appeared behind Lovino and grasped him in a hug, resting his chin on Lovino's shoulder. "Where did ya get the flowers?"

"Oh, I bought them for Lovi at that one flower shop down town! I got him a watch too!" You smiled and pulled said present out of your pocket. Lovino's frown deepened and he blushed a dark red after Antonio had whispered something in his ear.

"Your girlfriend buys you presents? Way to be a man." He whispered sarcastically.

"SHUT UP ASSHOLE!" You ignored Lovino's outburst and the words that Antonio had whispered in Lovi's ear that you weren't supposed to hear, instead opting to push the presents into Lovi's body urging him to take them. "What the-? I-a don't want them!" You frowned.

"Too bad, you're taking them."

"No."

"Yes you are." You glared at the Italian and he shrunk back a bit.

"Noo." He whined.

"I see who wears the pants in this relationship." Antonio rolled his eyes.

"Take them."

"But (Your name)!" Lovino whispered. "I'm your boyfriend, I'm supposed to buy /you/ presents, not the other way around! It's not cool for women to-"

"LOVINO VARGAS YOU TAKE THESE GOD DAMNED PRESENTS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!" He practically jumped out of his skin at your sudden demeanor change.

"G-Grazie (Your name)!" He spoke shrilly before hastily grabbing the presents. Antonio burst out into a fit of laughter. (Your name) sure knew how to keep a man in his place.

[[Extra ending.]]

"Why did you-a do that to me?" Your boyfriend whined. "Now everyone thinks I-a don't know how to-a treat a girl!" You sighed.

"Stop being so sexist. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't buy you presents and what not. If you want to open the door for me, stick up for me if anyone says or does anything mean to me, buy me presents and etc then fine, but don't go copping a tough guy asshole attitude with me when I try to do the same for you. If anyone ever tries to hurt you I'll beat their pathetic faces into the ground, just like I know you would do for me." You nodded triumphantly. "Hell, I'll even go "My hero!" after you beat some scumbag up for me and then give you a kiss if it'll make you feel any better." You grinned. "Just remember Lovi, its the mans job to keep his girl happy and if you want to keep me happy and not be sent to an early grave it would be in your best interest to accept my gifts when I give them to you." You smiled sweetly like you just hadn't threaten to beat, no, /kill/, your boyfriend the next time he wouldn't accept your gifts. He knew you wouldn't actually ever kill him, but you did have a point. And that point hurt his pride.

"Whatever ragazza..." He mumbled. "Fine, I'll take your stupid flowers next time." Your eyes lit up happily once again and you gave him a short and sweet kiss.

"I knew you would!" You giggled.